Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
HELLO MY DEAR BLOGG!! x) i'm back to feed you with more JUICY SUCCULENT NEWS! -bigHUGGS- i've not forgotten u.. (not yet at least!)
i've come to realised that the background music is quite disturbing :X esp if you listen to it many many times! but i dunno how to change the song leh! so TOO BAD! hahaha. QUEKJINGSHENG insulted my blog today! haha he said tt he thought he went to some porn website when he saw the picture in my blog! -GRR- haha insulted! its just a self-deemed SCARY pic which i thought wld be enough to scare away INTRUDERS! x) haha which apparently isn't working so nvm! -.-"
anyway he's forgiven since he was the birthday boy yesterday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGSHENG! x)
hurhur. let's see what i can rem. -rewinds 2 days-
1st april: APRIL's FOOL! haha how wrong was i to believe that nth can happen on a safe sunday away from all the EVIL schmates! O.o RACH conned both weijin and i lor! stupid chaorong din fall for the trick! hahaha anyway it all started when i received a msg fro rach which goes: call me. very urgent. so being the EVERCONCERNED FRIEND i was, i immediately abandoned the carbonyl cmpds tut qn4 which i've been glaring at for the past hr (much to my relief), and called her back.
HUIWEN: WHAT HAPPENED! are u alright? RACH: -suppresses evil laughter- did u scroll down? HUIWEN: huh what scroll down? i deleted the msg alr! RACH: *cackles* haha i'll send u again! HUIWEN: okayys?! -bewildered-
-1 text msg received-
*scrolls down with great effort due my phone's lousy laggy joystick button- :X
-blank- -blank- -blank- -blank- sender: sadam hussein. -blank- -blank- -blank- -blank- haha if you didn't scroll down to read the full msg, u are the FOOL OF THE YEAR! happy april's fool! hehe! :P
WHAT THE WHAT THE! >.<
haha maybe i imagined some of the evil laughter and cackling part but that was basically the gist of what happened! AHHHHH I GOT CONNED! >.<>weijin said he wont ever reply rach's call anymore even if she get kidnapped one day! HAHA EVIL! but tt'll nv happen cuz rach's too unpopular! HAHAHA. x) damn funny la. not i say one hor! i dont wanna spark off another round of riots! O.o
haha but i managed to con 5 other ppl too! x) WAHAHA super funny la! :D my 5 victims are: juli, gordon, bernice, jianda, kailin! spent the whole answering phone calls and telling ppl to scroll down and making them GEKSAI. haha damn funn! :D
i was quite SUEY tt afternoon too ): attempted to take bus home from angmokio but ended up on 86 instead of the 166 i was supposed to be on! all thanks to some long bus that had to block the bus plate lor! :/ i only saw tt the bus no. ended with a 6 and was double decker so i just chionged on lor! haha and being the sloth-ish me, i fell asleep once i got on the bus. and IMAGINE how shocked i was to wake up and find myself in sengkang or punggol i can't rem where! hopped off the bus immediately and walked tot he nearest mrt only to find myself at RUMBIN station!? like what the hell is that place man! hahhaa first time i took LRT! quite exciting! :D managed to get home eventually since i'm like DAMN PRO at orienteering right? shawnees we are so ZAI! (x
haha and guess what. i got locked out of my house cuz i forgot to bring the keys and no one was home! RAWRS! haha hence. i was stranded downstairs at the void deck w/ a on-verge-of-bursting BLADDER! lucky my sphincter muscle was still gg strong! xD haha is it called sphincter? AIYA whatever! i'm gonna fail bio but i love the KIDNEY! (:(:
oh which reminds me! i saw shuaige yesterday!! (x while we were marshalling for singapore adventure race, this event organised by the national sports council! haha he's 4yrs our HC senior, currently in NTU odac, and shares my love for MRS FOO and erm, EXTREME LIKING for ahguat! haha and guess what! he asked for my no! hahahaha but dont be too excited! cuz he wanted our contact so we can be kayakers for this NTU organised event tt's coming up -- ATC (adventure trail challenge)! heehee:) looking forward to it! i love kayaking! <3!
mm so basically after the cip yesterday all of us went down to citylink to loiter abt trying to decide on smthg to do but cldnt! rahhs >.<>weijie's house. bot somehow or the other; gordon, yanling and i ended up at toa payoh pigging! (x HAHAHA damn funny la! cuz we'all just walked to the foodcourt and sat down. took out $ and dumped it in a pile on the table. then we're like: OKAYS. this shall be our food fund! let's spend all this $ on FOOD! -lickdrools- first dish: ate 2 desserts; ice kachang + chinchow ice. which was really just CHINCHOW and ice. and sugar i think. -.- 2nd dish: belgian brownie from famous amos! hahaha sounds GOOD right! but its really quite normal lor. i think mrs field's or that taka brawnie shop rocks more! xD but what was exciting was the fact we used chopsticks to eat the brownie! HAHAHA. damn hilarious la! ended up wasting at least 1/10 of the brownie cuz the crumbs just flew everywhere! due our expertise in using chopsticks! wahaha. could just feel the cleaner's glare burning a hole in my shirt lor! but we escaped unscath! (x next was the KAYA BLUEBERRY BUTTER WAFFLE! which was sososo GOOOOOOOOOOD! oh except for gordon's butter waffle that melted into oil and dripped everywhere! -yucks- haha! *despises*thanks for making me so HIGH! toa payoh's our di4pan2 yanling! :D:D
then after we chionged home to watch campus superstar! CHEEYANG GERALDINE rocks!
well i mean the mouth is YOURS YOU can say whatever you want to but i think YOU owe her an apology not me and maybe just maybe spare a tad more thought for others and the world'll be a better place =]
chaorong is dumb cuz he malu-ed himself in front of all the HC and ACJC chiobus by shouting "mei2chi1fan4ah" to this particularly charming ACJC polo guy when everyone was silent! (x haha i din go watch the polo match so sad ): din see the exciting show! but GD JOB HC POLO! 7-3. just one more game and we'll be the champs yaye! :D
wow what a LONGG entry. congrats if u read all the way till here and am not cross-eyed yet! give urself a pat on the back! :D
