Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
Hugh Grant acts as an unemployed, middle-aged adult in the movie 'About a boy'. In the show, he defines life, or a day, as made out of 'units of time'. One unit of time is thirty minutes and thus, one day is made up of 48 units of time. Such a definition helps people who have absolutely no job, no commitments, and simply looking for ANY actitivities to fill up their 'units of time'. Which applies to me currently. Of course, sleeping helps a great deal as it takes up a whole eighteen units! Which leaves thirty units for each day. Lets see how I settled this thirty units yesterday:
11am-12pm: wake up at becky's place, bum around and play with hamsters (2 units) 12pm-1pm: walk to clementi market, buy lunch and eat (2 units) 1pm-2pm: logs in online and sees the link huiwen left on msn for me, thus proceeds to shop online (2 units) 2pm-3pm: help becky do Pri 6 math problems for her tuition kid. (2 units) 3pm-4pm: travel to BBDC (2 units) 4pm-6pm: Driving (4 units) 6pm-7.30pm: Buy dinner and squeeze with rush hour on public transport which proves to be a torture. (3 units) 7.30-8.30pm: Eat dinner while watching hk drama (2 units) 8.30-10.30pm: Chat on MSN and settle ibanking procedures (4 units) 10.30pm-12am: Play The Sims (3 units) 12am-1am: Toss in bed and count sheep until i fall asleep (2 units)
It strikes me that although I am unemployed, there's never a time where I: do nothing and stare blankly at the wall (5 units). Somehow, i've managed to squeeze in activity after activity to fill up my units of time. Like how I can log in: type meaningless post in huiwen's blog (1 unit), for today. Counting down, 3 more days to Perth!
aintbeensober signed off at 8:41 PM
Thursday, June 05, 2008
tree hugger!
The flower said, "I wish I was a tree," The tree said, "I wish I could be A different kind of tree, The cat wished that it was a bee, The turtle wished that it could fly Really high into the sky, Over rooftops and then dive Deep into the sea.
And in the sea there is a fish, A fish that has a secret wish, A wish to be a big cactus With a pink flower on it. And in the sea there is a fish, A fish that has a secret wish, A wish to be a big cactus With a pink flower on it.
And the flower Would be its offering Of love to the desert. And the desert, So dry and lonely, That the creatures all Appreciate the effort.
And the rattlesnake said, "I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man." And then the cactus said, "Don't you understand, My skin is covered with sharp spikes That'll stab you like a thousand knives. A hug would be nice, But hug my flower with your eyes."
aintbeensober signed off at 9:03 AM
all i want is YOU (:
If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee. And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves
All I want is you, will you be my bride Take me by the hand and stand by my side All I want is you, will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.
If you were a river in the mountains tall, The rumble of your water would be my call. If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow
All I want is you, will you be my bride Take me by the hand and stand by my side All I want is you, will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.
If you were a wink, I'd be a nod If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod. If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug
All I want is you, will you be my bride Take me by the hand and stand by my side All I want is you, will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.
If you were the wood, I'd be the fire. If you were the love, I'd be the desire. If you were a castle, I'd be your moat, And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.
All I want is you, will you be my bride Take me by the hand and stand by my side All I want is you, will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.